well i happened to see the movie Borat: Cultural learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan..( For those who think that only Karan Johar names his films in phrases...)
its a satirical comedy about a fictional character Borat a televoision journalist from kuzeck in kazakhstan(wonder whether kazakhstan has kuzeck) .. Sacha Baron Cohen, a Cambridge grad is the creator of Borat....
the movi offends an entire natio n so much that Kazakh president nazarbayev has dashed to US to meet Bush and ban the film..
well whats the movie about? Its a mockumentary about learnings of Borat in US and A.
The Kazakhi information ministry commissions Borat to make a movie on US and A for the benefit of glorious nation of Kazakhstan(This man is so ridiculous.. yje movie is too obscene and pungent and spreads hatrrd)
Please see the movie if it not success I execute is Borat's request.
Borat is depicted as a male chauvnist, sexist, racist and what not and he says he is normal kazakh.
Kazkah wine is made of fermented hrse urine(Shucks .. dangerous imagination and creativity)
Since nobody cared about Kazakhstan, the selection of has been ggod now google and wikipedia are busy with hits on Kazkahstan, Almaty and Astana...
as per Borat he does not know Cohen and he supports the decision of his goverment to sue that Jew(incorrigible)
He also says that premier Nazarbayev has visted the US and A to promote his movie...
Dont know what went in his mind to mock at a whole nation .. He mocks as Uzbecks, Jews , Gypsies adn who not...
Imagine what wpuld have happened had he chosen India or for that matter any Arab country as his theme....
people may have hundred opinions but the bottomline is the movie is No1 in US & UK the chash resgisters are ringning and soon we may see Borat in Europe( he says he didnt get European visa due to his sex crime record and he has managed to prove that the horse was above the age of consent and hence can get a visa!!!!!).. also we might see other RATS from other lesser known countries and even bollywood might try Munnabhai in this role with lesser obscenity(rather more as Mallika wud be thr)....
boy Borat did intrigue me .. i spent two days on Kazakhstan reserach and in general reading about the former SSRs. Though all have gone off my mind....
dont know whether Borat will be banned or not but hes created a wave...
and Borat s tooped teh charts in america.. he wants to celebrate now ..
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Saturday, November 04, 2006
150 din des se baahar
Last week Santosh Singh was awarded a death sentnce.. fucker deserved it veery bit 10 yrs ago.. some moronic sessions judge vindicated him and it has taken a campaign and a media galore by NDTV to indict him again....
Now all those human rights sum bitches are in a tight loop... if those morons say no to death of the bastard Mohd Afzal.. then as per their viewpoint same treatment should be given to Santosh....i dare say if Santosh can be hanged for killing only one person, Afsal should be stoned to death for killing innocent security personnel... i would have campaigned for his clemency had he killed one politician at least......
Keeping in lines with older murder caess, Jessicaa Lall case will be closed soon.. And this old fart Ram jethmalani is all set to defend him..
Thanks to Vidhu Vinod Chopra and Rajkumar HIrani, the protest against Oldie jethmalani will eb different people are gonna send him boquets and smses asking him to get well soon.. well that would be fun.. the old bum should not be peaceful....
along with manu sharma, Shayan munshi(fucking bartender model who was a witness but is hostile now), bina ramani(socialtie bitch and owner of the restaurant) should also be hanged...
well a policeman's job is the toughest in the end.......
back home in TN some crappy politicians are asking the Indian govt to give visa and educate the child of Rajiv's murderers... These people will never change.. Agreed that the child has no fault but India should not encourage such things....
Anotonia Maino aka Sonia has a golden chance again to prove that shes a saint....
She would infact welcome teh child herself before the media yto increase her govt's approval rating........
Finally ICC says that the BCCI should not be content on being just the richest borad.. it should show performance on the field... thats all bull shit...
Whoever wins whatever CUp India will do good and whenever it does good , its cricketers will earn popularuty and mint money more than anyone else and BCCI will ever be the richest.. so who cares a damn if Aus or WI win the champions trophy???
Sachins still the best ....
the most murky thing was the murder of a DIG in Orissa.. some say his bodyguards shot him
some say maosists shot him... what the hell? did this guy unearth a scam due to which he was executed?? hmm hope someone finds it...
I like Navin Patnaik so i pray Orissa makes some real progress under him.....
With more states going to elections next year it will be fun.....
CAT is back with a bang.. hmm some people do anything to get an MBA....just an MBA or MS is the buzzword in India these days.. no wonder i am as good as an illeterate as i have neither of these and am still stickin to the job that I got in campus...
Bangalore is Bengalooru hmmm it has got a status after following the lines of Bombay, Madras and Calcutta... err.. Mumbai Chennai n Kolkata when will India be remaned Bharat? or BaharatVarsha??
DMK created a record of sorts by capturing power at all layers of democracy.. Federal minsters, State legislature and now the local bodies... well MK can die in peace now...
Jaya can hope an emphatic comeback as she can sit home blame DMK for any Goddman thing and have a cake walk in the next elections.. who knows if MK ne jaldi kulti mari toh(means if he kicks the bucket earlier ) she can hope an early comeback and behave nonsensecally and get blasted in the media thereby damaging the tamils all together....
amdst all these pandemonium i have quetly completed 150 days.. 5 months in Her Majesty's realms....Long live the Queen for keeping me here so long and long live my managers also...
i had counted days expecting ti get back to my bastion in pune, (err do I have a bastion there nopes ifi go back i am lord of the gutters as my mom had vacated by house) I got to know that i have to count 60 days more... shucks!!!!!!!
Finally i have decided to loose the count and enjoy by exploring Enger Land more......
Now all those human rights sum bitches are in a tight loop... if those morons say no to death of the bastard Mohd Afzal.. then as per their viewpoint same treatment should be given to Santosh....i dare say if Santosh can be hanged for killing only one person, Afsal should be stoned to death for killing innocent security personnel... i would have campaigned for his clemency had he killed one politician at least......
Keeping in lines with older murder caess, Jessicaa Lall case will be closed soon.. And this old fart Ram jethmalani is all set to defend him..
Thanks to Vidhu Vinod Chopra and Rajkumar HIrani, the protest against Oldie jethmalani will eb different people are gonna send him boquets and smses asking him to get well soon.. well that would be fun.. the old bum should not be peaceful....
along with manu sharma, Shayan munshi(fucking bartender model who was a witness but is hostile now), bina ramani(socialtie bitch and owner of the restaurant) should also be hanged...
well a policeman's job is the toughest in the end.......
back home in TN some crappy politicians are asking the Indian govt to give visa and educate the child of Rajiv's murderers... These people will never change.. Agreed that the child has no fault but India should not encourage such things....
Anotonia Maino aka Sonia has a golden chance again to prove that shes a saint....
She would infact welcome teh child herself before the media yto increase her govt's approval rating........
Finally ICC says that the BCCI should not be content on being just the richest borad.. it should show performance on the field... thats all bull shit...
Whoever wins whatever CUp India will do good and whenever it does good , its cricketers will earn popularuty and mint money more than anyone else and BCCI will ever be the richest.. so who cares a damn if Aus or WI win the champions trophy???
Sachins still the best ....
the most murky thing was the murder of a DIG in Orissa.. some say his bodyguards shot him
some say maosists shot him... what the hell? did this guy unearth a scam due to which he was executed?? hmm hope someone finds it...
I like Navin Patnaik so i pray Orissa makes some real progress under him.....
With more states going to elections next year it will be fun.....
CAT is back with a bang.. hmm some people do anything to get an MBA....just an MBA or MS is the buzzword in India these days.. no wonder i am as good as an illeterate as i have neither of these and am still stickin to the job that I got in campus...
Bangalore is Bengalooru hmmm it has got a status after following the lines of Bombay, Madras and Calcutta... err.. Mumbai Chennai n Kolkata when will India be remaned Bharat? or BaharatVarsha??
DMK created a record of sorts by capturing power at all layers of democracy.. Federal minsters, State legislature and now the local bodies... well MK can die in peace now...
Jaya can hope an emphatic comeback as she can sit home blame DMK for any Goddman thing and have a cake walk in the next elections.. who knows if MK ne jaldi kulti mari toh(means if he kicks the bucket earlier ) she can hope an early comeback and behave nonsensecally and get blasted in the media thereby damaging the tamils all together....
amdst all these pandemonium i have quetly completed 150 days.. 5 months in Her Majesty's realms....Long live the Queen for keeping me here so long and long live my managers also...
i had counted days expecting ti get back to my bastion in pune, (err do I have a bastion there nopes ifi go back i am lord of the gutters as my mom had vacated by house) I got to know that i have to count 60 days more... shucks!!!!!!!
Finally i have decided to loose the count and enjoy by exploring Enger Land more......
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